Ruin-A-Wish Foundation

Description

'Ruining wishes since yesterday afternoon'

The Ruin-A-Wish Foundation is a non-profit organisation established to foil the aspirations and desires of well-intentioned people.

Beneath the veneer of this disreputable enterprise, the foundation exhibits things of interest. In whose interest is anyone's guess... though you may have three attempts.

“Well, well, well. If it isn’t Enid and Rebecca—the little Jewish girl and her Aryan friend.”

Hands up if you haven’t viewed the leaked Scarlett Johansson pics

And don’t intend or care to.

And no, I am not posting this because I am an eligible bachelor/ette, should Ms. Johansson happen to stumble across my tumblr…